Overheard...

In the car on the way home...

E - It rained for 40 nights and 40 years, did you know that?

Me - Mmm... No. Who told you that?

E - Ms. Debbie

While jumping off her big girl bed one morning {which I do not support}

E - KYRIE ELEISON, KYRIE ELEISON, KYRIE ELEISON!!!

When Papa came inside...
E - What were you doing out there?
Papa - Yard work
E - I do seat work in Ms. Debbie's class

While looking out the window and eating breakfast

E - When are we going to go smoke?

Me - {Blankly stares back} You mean burn the leaf pile?

E - Yes burn the leaves