Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Five Favs - Those Awkward Pregnancy Questions

Who does not love a good question when you are in your final weeks months of pregnancy? {With my sarcastic follow up questions/commentary that did not actually happen but happened in my head}

1. Looks like you've had enough fertilization? 

Errr... yeah not going there again so for the deets on that go here.

2. You do know how this happens, right? 

Ummm... yes doctor I think we got that... but thanks for checking.

3. Was this a planned pregnancy?

Right on nurse. Well... we're sitting here now so why is this important? Is this going in my file?

4. So you have what... about a month left? 

Oh no... kind of older-ish man who asked me the EXACT same question last week. Actually I have three months left. Do I look that big?

5. Is this your last one?

Well... hopefully not. Does it matter? Why are you asking me this? I don't know, should it be? I don't put you on the spot and ask you why you have X number of kids so why are your reciprocating such weirdness?

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  1. #1 is Wow. I will never complain about any question asked me in pregnancy ever again!

    1. Haha! This is one of those bottom of the ninth down by 3, bases loaded, full count, knocks it out of the park for a walk off Grand Slam comments that happens basically never, and then when it does you kind of don't believe it while its happening.